Monday, December 8, 2014

One Night In The Batso Cave - Part 2 of 3

Golden Age Strongman: One Night In The Batso Cave Part 2
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Read Part 1 here, or continue to Part 3 here!

Come back next week for the epic conclusion to our dramedy of errors!

Monday, December 1, 2014

One Night In The Batso Cave - Part 1 of 3

Golden Age Strongman: One Night In The Batso Cave Part 1
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There is actually an unrelated comic book hero called "Batman" who changes his costume in a similar fashion to Batso. I have never seen the actual inner workings of his apparatus, but I imagine it must be pretty painful. I mean you'd be moving down that pole pretty fast, right?

Continue to Part 2 and Part 3 here!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

A Typical Encounter Between Men At A Bar

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Survey time! Which is worse - Banana Candy or getting punched in the face?

Leave your answer in the comments!

Friday, October 31, 2014

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Good, Clean Fun: Party In The Show-Show

Post Passion Survivors' own Dickle McPickle strikes out on his own! "Party In The Show-Show" marks the solo debut of music's cleanest party animal, as he invites all within earshot to share the thrill of personal hygiene with him!

McPickle worked on the single in private, unbeknownst to the rest of PPS. Says bandmate Roy Gumdrops of the solo endeavor: "I had no idea he was working on this. I found out about it the same way you did: I read about it in my morning paper."

The full single is available for streaming below. If you are so inclined and decide this song is worthy of repeat listening, you can download "Party In The Show-Show" and its B-Side, the unpleasant throwaway instrumental "Do The Nasty Stomp" on my SoundCloud page. This Show-Show is Cray-Cray!

Party In The Show-Show

Well everybody's gettin' in the show-show
Everybody's gonna take a show-show
We're gonna do it now
We're gonna show you how
In the show-show

Oh everybody's doin' it in the show-show
We're gettin' down and dirty in the show-show
We're really rockin' now
A sudsy ol' pow-wow
In the show-show

So get the shampoo out
Then you scream and shout
When you gather all o' your friends around
Well it's a surefire bet
That once you're soaking wet
The fun don't stop, like you're singing in the rain
And you do the whole thing again
As the water goes down the drain

Don't mind me
Pretend I'm not here
You're getting soapy now
It's the craziest show in town!

So we're gonna have a birthday party in the show-show
The boys and girls together in the show-show
Gonna do it now
We're gonna show you how
In the show-show

Put on your birthday suit
It's gonna be a hoot
In the show-show

We're gonna do it now
It shouldn't be allowed
In the show-show

Well everyone's invited to the show-show
There's room for everybody in the show-show
Everybody's doin' it in the show-show
Yeah the boys and girls together in the show-show
We're getting down and dirty in the show-show
Come on, don't be shy
There's plenty of soap to go around

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Happy St. Patrick's Day! An Old Friend Returns...

Last year on St. Patrick's Day, this happened.

This year:
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Check back in the upcoming weeks for the next Teenagers adventure, "Sprite Fight!"

Leprechaun Story

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I am obsessed with leprechauns. My three-year-old is obsessed with catching one. He's been talking about it for days. Someday we're gonna do it. For real.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Golden Age Strongman On Patrol

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Thank merciful heaven we have Golden Age Strongman keeping the streets safe. You never know who's secretly up to something... better safe than sorry, you know?

Friday, February 7, 2014

One Year Of Banana Candy!

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Today marks one year since I registered, and posted my first cartoon under that banner. Some I like, some are definitely pretty idiotic. Which is why I think "Banana Candy" is a pretty good name for it - Banana Candy (or Circus Peanuts, as they are known by the literati) are a sweet treat that nobody seems to like but me.

Thanks for reading!

Golden Age Strongman Defends His Actions

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Makes sense to me. One thing Golden Age Strongman and I have in common; we both appreciate a healthy dose of irony in our justice.

Friday, January 31, 2014

A Hurtful Nickname for Sasquatch

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Forest bullying at its worst. Did it ever occur to anyone that Sasquatch might be sensitive about his freakishly oversized feet?

Thursday, January 9, 2014

A Golden Age Strongman For The Ages

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Now the only question is... how old is Golden Age Strongman, exactly?

I mean, seeing as he looks like a 47-year-old former boxer. Does he age to a certain point and then stop? Is he far older than he appears? Or far younger - perhaps his constant fighting, hard drinking and fast living have taken their toll on him.